Name: Reverend Mace Job: Webmaster and Editor-in-chief. Description: Mace is the head of operations here at TerriblyWrongOnline.com. Well, it's his baby really, despite how many times he's abandoned it. His sign is Gemini and he lives it to the hilt, being both a Christian and a general shit-disturber. Crowning Achievement: You're soaking in it. Personal Link: http://thediaryofanasshole.blogspot.com/
	Name: Ford W. Maverick Job: Writer, Cartoonist, Co-Editor, Apprentice Webmaster Description: Ford is an interesting character. Along with dying once on the operating table and having a lengthy conversation with God, he's also an excellent writer and cartoonist. Ford was instrumental in the rebirth of TerriblyWrongOnline.com (More than once) and will probably live to regret it. Crowning Achievement: Once masturbated in The Vatican. Personal Link: http://whistlinginthegraveyard.blogspot.com
	Name: USO Job: Writer and Moral Support Description: USO has earned her name but single-handedly entertaining as many of our troops as possible online. She is definitely a soldiers best friend. Oddly enough, she is also one of Mace's closest friends, advisors, and drinking buddies. A decent writer, if a bit of a perfectionist, she's a welcome addition to The Usual Suspects here at TWO. Crowning Achievement: Has managed to get drunk with Reverend Mace and remain unmolested more then any woman on the planet. Personal Link: http://blog.myspace.com/pookie51469
	Name: Krakhaus Job: Writer and Watcher Description: Krakhaus has been with TerriblyWrongOnline.com since before it was TerriblyWrong.com. A prolific writer and gamer extraordinaire', His skewed view on life fits in perfectly on this site. He is The Watcher. He observes, but cannot interfere... because he does not care. Crowning Achievement: Once convinced the management at the Sears he in which he worked that he had a squirrel trapped in a box when all that was really in there was a battery powered cat-toy. Personal Link: http://krakhaus.blogspot.com
	Name: Meesh Job: Writer and Token Alternative Lifestyle Representitive Description: Much Like Krakhaus, Meesh has been with TerriblyWrongOnline.com since back in the days when it was still called HorriblyAwry.net. Meesh is a transgender lesbian and proud of it, frequently refering to himself as a "Boi." Having recently reached his late twenties, He has officially graduated from "Boi" to "Myn".. Crowning Achievement: Has been in almost as many long-term relationships as Mace. Personal Link: http://www.livejournal.com/~hellboy78/
	Name: Elwood Job: Mascot Description: Elwood is a 3'5, portly purple platypus with pink sunglasses. His personality defies description. Crowning Achievement: Became the Pope for a VERY brief period. Personal Link: http://www.myspace.com/elwood_duke
	Name: Broken Halo Job: Unofficial Proofreader and Humor Corespondant Description: Calling Broken Halo a crew member is kind of a misnomer. This woman reads our work, enjoys it, finds Mace's spelling errors and takes great joy in pointing them out. additionally, she's been keeping his inbox so full of jokes and and such that he cannot even begin to keep up. The good news is that she's got the attitude and sense of humor to fit right in with this bunch. Crowning Achievement: Once incorrectly labelled as the meanest bartender in Warren County, Missouri. Personal Link: N/A
	Name: Ophelia Job: Writer and Man-eater (Yeah, like we need another one of those.) Description: A pessimist at heart, Ophelia a woman who occasionally falls into pits of despair, often of her own making. (She's kinda like Mace in that respect) She thinks the world is a terrible place and that life sucks but for brief moments of happiness. She doesn't believe heaven exists and if it does, she doesn't want to go there. Her hobbies include reading, writing, music, religious and political debate. She also loves going to this local biker bar and singing karaoke.. Crowning Achievement: The most published professor at Ophelia's college asked for a copy of one of her stories to show to his future students as “the perfect essay.” Personal Link: http://www.myspace.com/0phelia
	Name: Remdog Job: Writer and Artist Description: Remdog grew up in rural West Virginia with our own Ford W. Maverick and that sure does explain a whole fucking hell of a lot. He currently lives like some kind of giant lizard in the New Mexico desert where he collects anime, and writes the occasional article. Crowning Achievement: Once fell off a mountain and caused an avalanche in New Mexico, recieving little more than a broken ankle in the process. (Maintains that he fought said mountain and won.) Personal Link: N/A
	Name: Bandman Job: Code Guru, TWO Tech-support, Scotch Enthusiast, Beer Snob Description: Bandman divides his time between typing at a shell prompt and sleep. He does photography, programming, and unix herding. Why yes, he'll take a scotch...preferably something from Speyside or Islay if you've got it. He also digs cooking, and idolizes Alton Brown. Ask him for his pasta. Chances are if you talk to him, He'll probably sound like a surfer from Columbus Ohio mixed with language from Tolkein. Imagine lots of "dude"'s mixed with polysyllabic words...words like polysyllabic. Yet another weird-o for our list of Usual Suspects. Crowning Achievement: Evacuated WV and found a job where ties are outlawed and beer is always in the fridge. Personal Link: N/A
	Name: The Dancer Job: Writer and Self-proclaimed Evil Bitch Description: The Dancer is an interesting character, to say the least. In the real world, she works in advertizing, raises, kids, and shakes her booty every chance she gets. Here on TerriblyWrongOnline.com, she is a writer with a biting wit and also does band reviews for out Myspace Profile of the Week. That's right, kids. We've got a rock-critic that isn't complete and total scum. That alone should make us famous! Crowning Achievement: Broke a heart (Mace's) widely considered to be made of stone. Personal Link: http://www.myspace.com/cruisingstl
	Name: Descending Angel Job: Writer and Resident Over-achiever Description: Trying to come up with a decent synopsis for Descending Angel is kinda like trying to accurately describe an acid trip to a Mormon. You can give 'em a loose idea, but you're gonna loose a lot in translation. D.A. is, needless to say, an extremely cool person, and an excellent writer, despite her obsession with Switchfoot. She's also the person who got Mace completely and totally hooked on Red vs. Blue, so thank her for that. Crowning Achievement: We're still not sure, but if you ask her, we'd be willing to bet it has something to do with Switchfoot. Personal Link: http://www.myspace.com/daytrix
	Name: Hops N. O'Barley Job: Writer and Media Geek Description: Hops is a weird one, even for this God-awful place. A Writer and Sci-fi guru, Hops' day job is running a comicbook shop in Ballwin, Missouri, and also works as a sword-for-hire. Crowning Achievement: Has been fired and re-hired by this site more times than any other human being alive. Personal Link: http://www.myspace.com/kiltman777